"Do you make your individual electrical power on board?"
"Why can not I get cable stations?"
"Are you the Captain?"
"Do you actually dwell on this ship?"
"Do these stairs go up or down?"
"Does the crew rest on board?"
"Could you contact the captain to stop the waves? I am obtaining seasick."
"I just observed the Captain in the eating place. Who is steering the ship?"
"Is the drinking water in the toilets salty or new?"
"What time does the midnight buffet start off?"
"What do you do with the ice sculptures after they melt?"
"Can you get these chips on land?" -- Referring to casino chips.
"Why is it so windy external?" -- On a cruise liner traveling 30 miles per hour at the time.
"I see them!" -- The unavoidable response from a member of the crowd whenever a casino vendor on a cruise liner played a preferred joke -- pointing out "penguins" on a "minor piece of ice" for the duration of a cruise by means of Bermuda.
"So what is the elevation right here?" -- On an Alaskan cruise.
"Why won't be able to I find a USPC post box in city?" -- In Ocho Rios, Jamaica.
"I want to transform cabins! I paid out very good dollars for this cruise, and all I can see is a rusted crane in the harbor!" -- Asked just before leaving port.
These inquiries were actually asked of different cruise ship pursers
Response by lilgiggle33
Hehe, other peoples stupidity amuses me. Many thanks for the giggle!
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